Monday – A quotable day

Happy Monday! To start your week off with a smile, I wanted to share with you some funny (with some truth) quotes about this dreaded first day of the work week. Enjoy!

“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.”
-Tom Wilson quotes

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

I’ve come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days [each].
-Turtle Dundee

“I always give 100% at work:

13% Monday

22% Tuesday

26% Wednesday

35% Thursday

4% Friday”
– Anonymous

“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.”
-H. Allen Smith quotes

So tell us – what are your favorite Monday quotes?